[–] Lucky-Star02 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm going to need a beer after reading that story. Sheesh, if I were you or your wife, we'd be constantly drunk. Lecherous hams think they're entitled to other people's bodies.
[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When my wife pushed me backward, she accidentally plopped me up against this mountain of lard that had been hiding in the candlelight like a lonely trapdoor spider.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I am so glad you escaped the lair of the fat beast!