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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am so glad you escaped the lair of the fat beast!

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

trunks

trapdoor spider

Found the Aussie.

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[–] Lucky-Star02 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm going to need a beer after reading that story. Sheesh, if I were you or your wife, we'd be constantly drunk. Lecherous hams think they're entitled to other people's bodies.

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When my wife pushed me backward, she accidentally plopped me up against this mountain of lard that had been hiding in the candlelight like a lonely trapdoor spider.

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[–] PM_ME_UR_WAIFU 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Absolutely disgusting.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Please tell me there was some equivalent to a Dungeon Master/Mistress who made them leave immediately.

You totally know if that had happened to them, assuming the person wasn't some 6 foot something Mr. Muscles, they'd be pulling the rape card.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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