[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Ohhh god. I think I would've shrieked in horror and fired a punch backward. I hate being touched if I haven't invited it.
Fats ruin everything.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think it happened in a swing house, it's a business, so it lets any paying customers in.
[–] ShitArchon ago
That explains why they take in hams. They'd be bad otherwise because they drive away the attractive people.
[–] ShitlordedByFacts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Starting a business that excludes 60% of the population from the get-go is a bad time. Add to it that (sorry OP, but I feel like you're an outlier, it's generally true) people into BDSM/swinging in my experience tend to be the vilest, most putrid fatties ever, and poof, you've got no customer base.
[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
That's a good question. I was under the impression that proper etiquette in these places was to at least introduce yourself, and discuss what are the limits. Not jumping on people.
[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My thoughts exactly. I'm afraid I would have beaten the shit out of the oreogre. I actually feel very grossed out after reading this.
[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Absolutely. But as /u/Lilina says, they have no impulse control. All parties and clubs I've gone to make it very clear that you have to verbally ask permission before touching another person, and that person has to give clear verbal consent. This means that my shitlady gets plenty of opportunities to say "I don't want you touching me" to fatties. Because they get shot down so often, hams try to avoid asking permission because they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."
[–] ClairityDX 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So let me get this straight. Since they repulse everyone they meet, instead of improving themselves, they decide it's easier to molest everyone they find attractive?
[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No! They've already stolen curvy, they'll have to pry naughty out of my cold dead hands. Which they'll probably eat.
[–] turnonce 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."
Imagining hams saying that was nauseating. But anyway, if people are verbally shooting them down, why would jumping in uninvited be a good idea? Does that actually work for them? Do people seriously let them in just because they go for it while other activity started?
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
If a couple of people started screwing on top of me, I'd have bigger problems than wondering whether to join in. Things like "How did these people get in my house?" or "Yeah, she's hot, but I don't know these motherfuckers!"
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 69 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago
Thin privilege is not being mistaken for a sofa.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
But muh cundishuns fused me to the sofa!
[–] Jessee 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Bahaha, sorry for your misfortune OP, bad things can happen to us sometimes