[–] Corruption22 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I guess she feels the same about the nutritional information on food packaging. Like it's about 53 calories for just one oreo. Ten oreos later and you've scoffed 530 calories, fatty. That's about a third of what you should be eating in a day. Add the big meals, other snacks and drinks and BOOM! You're a fatass.
I make the effort not to look at porkers like you in the street. You don't respect yourself then you won't get any respect from me.
[–] Swolectomy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Trust me, tubs, I'm trying not to look. It's hard when your body takes up most of my field of vision.
[–] StringerBell 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't like my insults? Don't listen, fatass.
[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't like, don't fund through welfare, assistance, and hospital programs
[–] Skinnywitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Would be easier if she didn't take up twice the space of a human being
[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actually I was reading an article today about how the epidemic has slowed down, and among youngest children, obesity levels are actually dropping. It was NY Times or something and I don't have a subscription though so the link gave me that. "You've looked at too many articles, jerk!" thing. Also it's not really a truly credible source since it's NY Times, like if you tried to cite it in a college paper your professor would give you a bit of shit for it, like "Is this REALLY accurate?"
But I do feel like the war on fats is pretty much won. Im just here to stamp out the fee fees bullshit brigade. The world would be better off if people stopped pretending to be "nice" and loving. Hate is pretty basic part of human nature.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How long until she complains about not gathering enough sexual attention?
[–] FupaFungusFoe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Trust me, I'm not staring for pleasure. I'm just trying to figure out how underarms grow tits.