[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Please keep all hands, feet, pets, bodyguard ninjas, and loose change inside the vehicle at all times.
[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I will write this down. I think I can stay safe here. There is a car parked alongside the road, in front of it there's a lamppost. The streets look dangerous in the night but I was told that I can stay safe inside the vehicle.
The vehicle is heavy armored, it looks similar to the vehicles you will see in zombie films. The driver has a dead glance and a cold smile, the rest of the people seem to be quiet, too much quiet. Upon closer inspection they seem to be dead, this scares me at first but the driver told me that everything is going to be okay.
"What is going to happen next?" - I ask the driver and wait patiently for his response.
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
starts violently realizing one of the passengers is still alive
"Oh, I didn't see you walk up. We're gonna finish this insurance fraud, after that I'm open to suggestions. Beetle said he was sending someone to help. He sure knows how to pick a shitty neighborhood, huh?."
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[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
As soon as I tried to approach /v/moshi I could see a warning sign in the distance and a big wall behind the sign. I decided to carry out a closer inspection: in bold letters the sign said "The content of this subverse is Not Safe For Work!". On this moment the warning was meaningless, the civilization had already collapsed and I could safely ignore it.
On the other side of the wall there was a different world, a civilization that hasn't collapsed yet. I decided to give this world another chance.
[–] malleeman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Welcome Ginger, I hope you become a regular contributor to add to the discussion
In the mean time check out this link explaining the points system and have an upvoat to begin with. Here's a hint, to get more CCP points (the important ones), spend some time welcoming people in here
[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I knew I forgot about something!
[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For shame!! You shall now have to listen to Vogon poetry until your head explodes. You've got more than one, right?
[–] causuistry 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Welcome to voat. /v/announcements has some history.