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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I will give the totally accurate and 100% honest answer that I live in Zimbabwe. This is truthful. I would never lie on the internet. Who does that? No one, that's who. Certainly not me.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Will you give me some of your inheritance if I PM you my name, date of birth, credit card PIN, shoe size, bank aount information, and frequency of bowel movements?

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

No, that's my cousin. He's the Prince of Nigeria.

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My dear cousin @DelusionalHominids already introduced me, thank you cousin.

I'm The Prince Of Nigeria! I'll gladly give you $55000000M if you send me your ssn and pictures of your credit card (both sides).

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[–] camelCaseCoder 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This might make doxxing easier, but IDGAF. Frequently on the campus of Eastern Michigan University. Planets are an issue. Approximately 2/5 of students are overweight or obese. The female hams love showing off their cellulite in yoga pants and leggings. I've started converting some classmates to the church of FPH. Off campus, the town is overrun with hams.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm an ass man, but I've lost any and all interest in yoga pants after seeing pretty much every eatbeast on my campus wear them on a regular basis.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes the fucking fatties have ruined yoga pants, like stretched them all out and shit.

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[–] unsweetcaroline 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Maybe this gif will reignite your passion for them.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I went to UMich. Same problem there, man. Fucking nasty.

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[–] camelCaseCoder 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I used to work next to U-M central campus. My boss referred to drunk fat chicks trying to cross state street as impending stampedes.

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[–] NotAPervyKitten 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm somewhere in India, fat shaming isn't taboo or anything as of now. Kids are much more fatter now and hardly play. Indian women have this mindset that as soon as you get married you go from a hot size 4 to a fucking fat ass size 20 and its cool. Guys get fat as hell too.

I sometimes substitute English literature classes at a nearby college and the amount of fat girls is disturbing. They're full of hate, you can just tell from their demeanour. I'm just so sick of all these fatties, had to stop taking the local trains coz they would crush me to death with their rolls of fat.

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[–] LevelWitMe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I know India isn't famous for it's respect of personal space; I do understand that cultural norms are different but

the thought of having my personal space invaded by multiple fleshy eatbeasts who don't give a shit is absolutely hellish.

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[–] DeadHorseStick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am sure they would respect personal space if they could, it is just extremely compact in travel situations.

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[–] NotAPervyKitten 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm from Mumbai, it's a little different from rest of India. It's not just personal space, it's the fat person smell in a humid weather. Can you imagine the horror?!?! A few years ago, there were complaints to the the railway department to not allow fat people in a train as they take up the space of 3-4 normal sized people. Alas, it never fell through. :(

I use the metro now or walk small distances. Try to carpool or just Uber.

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[–] Booplesnoot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Canada as well, BC. I really should post all the shots of hams from the PNE this year.

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[–] Doreen-Lou 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am also Canada, BC!

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[–] Hannabis 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I guess I'll do the polite thing and post with the rest of the Canadians.

BC here too.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Canada as well. Just found out today that where I live is one of the most obese areas in the country, so there's that.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm spending a minimum of 3 months in Rishikesh this winter...I'm really hoping it's a break from quite so many obeasts. I live in Tucson, Arizona and...damn. It's pathetic. Luckily (at least from photos) there aren't a ton a fatties at the school I'm going to! Not surprising since you get kicked out for missing one class and the schedule goes from about 5:30 am to 9:00 pm 5 days a week and half days on Saturday. No fat has that kind of dedication, haha.

However, the last few sentences you wrote...that's what I'm worried about. I'm super pale, freckled, blue eyes, and red hair. I don't exactly blend in...

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[–] windingtables [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Rishikesh is beautiful and there are a lot of great hiking opportunities in Uttarakhand. The creepers are worse anywhere you expect to find tourists but the vast majority of people are respectful and friendly. People recognize me on my runs, now, and wave or offer high-fives. Kids race me.

And they lose.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's because Portland is full of hipsters. Portland and the surrounding area is also host to a ton of different colleges and universities. Hipsters tend to be SJW, as do a large portion of students, due to the way the SJW have basically taken over many campuses inside and outside of the classroom. Many of the faculty are either sympathetic or active supporters. FA has pretty much hitched onto the SJW wagon by clothing itself in much the same rhetoric, so it makes sense that it would be so rife in a place like Portland.

Portland is basically the San Fransisco of Oregon.

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[–] Phuffu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd say that SJW tend to be hipsters, not the other way around.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I live in Chelsea in London, so it's a nice enough area that the general public isn't horrible, but it would be a huge lie to say the UK isn't filled with an obesity problem (just not the girth of the U.S.) I myself am not actually English, I just did my school in London and work in London. I'm actually Eastern European and was born under communism, most of my family was for all intents and purposes dead minus parents obviously and the odd aunt/uncle/baba etc by the time I was born, so stories of starvation keep the shitlording strong when I go back to visit and relax. I'm not willing to go into much more detail, as I like my job and frankly anonymity is always nice to keep on the Internet.

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[–] neverham 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Melbourne Australia. Plenty of active people sadly more fats. Large fats are less common but the small fat is everywhere

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[–] rurulala 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oooh I'm here too! Plenty of fats walking around in active wear around here...

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[–] getfitroxana 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I live in Livonia, which is a reprieve from the black horrors around it. Sure, we have our white fatasses, too, but as soon as you step out of Livonia, into South Redford, or god forbid Detroit... shudders. So many thiqq girls. So much twerking. So little clothing.

I went to Arizona at the beginning of the year, Phoenix to be specific. Everyone was so skinny. It was amazing, and solidified my desire to move there. Then again, this was during a racquetball tournament and was on the college campus which seemed to be 95% East Asian.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm a southern neighbor from Tucson. Just spend longer in Phoenix...they've both become fat cities. When I first moved to Arizona about 9 years ago, it was great! So many fit, outdoorsy people. They still exist in hiding, but I'm pretty sure fats ate most of them.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tucson has gotten so fat :( I remember there being only one token fat kid in 6th grade. Now you can't leave the house without seeing one.

Side note, how about this fuckin weather today? Love it!!

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm from further north... I frequent Saginaw fairly often. Saginaw is plain old Sagginasty with twerking fatties who wear too little clothing and claim to be thick.

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