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[–] madam_psycho_sexy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Fatties are the worst at concerts. They smell and take up so much space. Like you said, its understandable to be sweaty and smell a little after being shoulder to shoulder with people and moshing for 2-3 hours, but they smell fucking putrid. I go to a lot of death metal shows (usually smaller venues) and the general crowd at metal shows are awesome. But the worst, for me, is in the pit, because the fatties straight up suck in there. They don't understand it at all. Yes, it is fucking chaotic in there, but you still show respect for your fellow metalheads. They can't usually keep up with the tempo of everyone else going nuts, messing up the flow of the pit. And then what pisses me off the most, they like to go after me since I look like an easy target, being a girl. Obviously some 250+lb fat fuck is going to knock me down, regardless of how strong I am. Yes, I realize I am going to get knocked down in the pit, and get hit in the face, whatever. It happens. But don't fucking pick me out because I look easy to knock down. Fucking makes me so mad. /rant

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[–] Pandameat88 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yea, I suppose they pick on the small girls because its almost literally the only thing they can do to feel good about themselves.

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[–] madam_psycho_sexy ago 

I'm not even a small girl, I'm 5'10. But they still try pick on me anyway.

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fats ruin everything. There has never been an instance in which being a fat fuck made life better.

I'm sorry you had to smell and bump against their greasy, squishy bodies.

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[–] vordster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Korn is a great band live, the energy! Sorry about the fats tho, shouting "AAAALL DAY I DREAM ABOOOOUT SNACKS!"

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[–] madam_psycho_sexy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've actually seen more people get crushed by the front railing than in the actual pit (just my personal observations, not saying in general).

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[–] turnonce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's nothing grosser than being in the pit and having a fat person behind you because as all the shoving goes on, you literally get absorbed by their fat. Their sweaty, sweaty fat.

As a 5'2 lady, I fear of getting stuck in there.

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[–] wolfgirlnaya 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh god. I fucking hate fats at concerts. 90% of the time, I don't encounter them, because I listen to a few different kinds of metal and avoid chick bands. I was at a rock concert, and this fucking lardass a couple rows ahead of me decides to plop down on the floor and stay there until the headliner comes out. So I'm patiently waiting for my favorite band, meanwhile that porker is rolling forward and back to what it thought was the rhythm of the music. It was taking up enough space for three humans to comfortably stand, and it was just rolling forward and back like an idiot. Possibly the most entitled piece of shit I've ever seen at a concert. Fortunately, I don't have more stories about nasties at concerts. I don't plan to go to any more rock concerts, though. I'm good with my metal, where the biggest thing you'll find is a smallfat. It'd be nice if everyone was fit, but y'know, murica.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Went to a electro pop concert a long time ago. Small concert went with a couple of tiny girls 5'2 height. So they wanted to enjoy the concert without getting smashed. Hard to get when you are so short. We were up front and this fat bitch came barging into us smashing my tiny girls. So i squeezed between fatty and tiny and held my ground while she tried to shove me aside. This piss her off so much that near the end of the show she poured her beer down my pant leg when she took off. She was gone before i realized what that fat pompous cow did.

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[–] catnipandmice 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Who does this? It's like they've never aged past 14.

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[–] bruhnofattie ago 

I swear every fat's brain degenerates from all the sugar and causes them to act like fucking children.

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[–] thenotorioussdc 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just saw Cattle Decapitation recently with my boyfriend, brother, sister in law and brother's friend, and none of us went home without an injury, because these fat fucks had nothing better to do than to fuck people up and ruin the show for everybody. They are the worst, especially when they're drunk and moshing.

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[–] madam_psycho_sexy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

upgoated for Cattle Decapitation \m/ But seriously, drunk fatasses + mosh pit = bad time

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[–] thenotorioussdc 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They're so good live. The opening bands were pretty good too.

I'm seeing Ghost on Halloween in Vegas and I'm getting anxious just thinking about it. I don't know why I keep doing this to myself when I swear every show will be my last, lol.

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