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[–] Hellbounclown 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha I run hot anyway, I frequently get in trouble for dicking with the A/C unit. That one isn't exclusive to fats but I have a similar issue at my work. I'm a big man 6'5, broad shouldered, scary looking motherfucker, whenever we order new shirts the boss just guesses our sizes and if we don't fix it before she makes the order you're stuck with her guess. Bitch ordered me a 2XL, I complained because I wear a large and she said, "Hellboundclown, there's no way you wear a large because I'm an XL, and you're way bigger than me." No, you're way fatter than me you ham, just because I'm taller doesn't mean my waist has to be rounder. So I snagged one of the larges out of the pile and quickly put one on to show them that in fact I wear a large. By the looks on their faces I swear it was almost like I was David Copperfield their minds, no ladies is not magic, it's weight training!

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[–] sdfsdsdfsdf ago 

It seems silly to spend $10 to get the sides taken in on a hoodie by a tailor, but it'd be worth it in this case.

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[–] gabi-r ago 

Every time I hear something remotely thin-shame-y I just think : well, at least I'm not fat!

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lemme guess: Frumpty Dumpty would rather buy her daily 700+ calorie dose of Starbuck's each day than save up for her kids to go to college.

Remember how Chris Chriscoe spent 90K a year on food as governor?

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[–] TheSkinnyCow [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

yup. always has fast food with her

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should go to hr about the thin shaming.

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[–] TheSkinnyCow [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I work at a non profit, there really isn't an hr and if there was....Frumpty would probably be it

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That stinks. I really just wish all those obese fuckers could just go away or you know... Die faster!

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[–] l23r 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Next time, just give them your exact dimensions. Would be bound to piss them off, but there's nothing they can really do about it since you're just telling them your size so they can order the correct clothing. "I wouldn't want you to spend even more money on clothes that won't fit." * smile *

Depending on what your job entails, having baggy clothes can be unsafe. At the very least, they don't look "nice" for the customers.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

If you have an HR department, report her! That's harassment and she needs to cut it out.

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[–] l23r 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Unfortunately HR is usually full of fat people too.

If OP goes, keep it very basic. At [time] on [date] [person] said [quote] If they ask for an impact statement, say something like "Ms. so-and-so made comments about my body that made me uncomfortable. I feel Ms. so-and-so is creating an unsafe environment" Don't go into how she is fat and being bitchy. Keep the focus on you and your feelz and triggerz.

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[–] 2694056? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Doesn't matter how fat HR is. Make that shit go on record, there will be trouble later after some totally innocent normal comment gets taken out of context or blown up for no reason.

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[–] BeetusTrainChooChoo 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"fupacabra" is an amazing term!

Funny enough she has the resources to stuff her face into obesity but not the resources for her kids though.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly. If she doesn't have a bad salary, how could she be too poor to save up for her kids to go to college? She just squanders it all on immediate gratification instead. Psychologists call this "having a high time preference."

Fat people really do have narcissistic personality traits.

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[–] TheSkinnyCow [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

exactly, and she ALWAYS has fast food/ candy bars in and around her desk. she's like a hoardy little hobbit (only not little)

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Have an up vote! You typed exactly what I was thinking.

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