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[–] poodog ago 

I work next to a bunch of medical offices, so when I park I see all the green suits going into their various doctors offices.

I always park next to this one 200 pounder that is always eating a frosted whatever the fuck from StarBucks (1000 calories) and a full on McDonalds meal (1000 calories) then finishes it by eating some sort of cheese donut thing from Starbucks (prolly 500 calories)

Every single goddamn day I see her chowing down on this shit... she keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter every week. It's so gross, especially when I get out and her window is down and I can hear her slarping away at whatever it is she's sucking down.

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[–] 2672904? [S] ago 

Jesus H Fuckchrist.

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[–] poodog ago 

I will try and sneak a picture, but she is BFF's with the parking guy who is quite a white knight twat

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[–] CatNamedJava 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

How can you let yourself get fat when tou see the effects it has on the body everyday?

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[–] Dexter_Widget 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And you'd think these people would know better than most.

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[–] Donutday 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

As a healthcare worker, fatties make me furious. They're representing our establishment, and poorly so. I apologize on behalf of fatties in healthcare everywhere

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fellow healthcare worker. There are so many fats in the hospital that I work in. I got on the elevator with a 400+lb ham. I checked his badge and it says he's a nurse practitioner in the gastroenterology department.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That is just mildly ironic.

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[–] 2669603? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They really do. I hear nurse in a non ER setting and I assume it's a 350lb "woman"

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

More like "Whoa Man!"

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[–] squiddildo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Medical hams are why we can't have nice things. I hate having a fat doctor/nurse because they're biased. Last time I had a fat doctor it was my gynecologist. I was trying to discuss changing birth control with her, and mentioned I didn't want one that would cause weight gain and she got all huffy with me and just upped the dose of the birth control I was already on. It totally killed my sex drive. I'm still convinced she did it on purpose.

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[–] AsianMetabolism 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you're looking for other birth control solutions, I highly recommend the copper IUD. I had it put in 3 years ago and couldn't be happier with it. No hormonal effects whatsoever and no pills to forget taking.

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[–] allaboutthattreble ago 

Seconded. Had mine for 5 years, not gonna lie cramps were pretty bad for a while but all in all wouldn't use any other BC.

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[–] squiddildo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm actually gonna switch to mirena once I get my next doctor's appointment. My insurance only covers one gyno appointment a year. Just 2 more months of being an asexual shitlord. Seriously though, fuck ham doctor. This shit is a known sex drive destroyer in high doses and I knew she fucking knew it too.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Went to my moms gyno for a Colposcopy and when she took the tissue sample she was NOT gentle at all. Like didn't even try to minimize my pain, just dug around down there like she was on a fucking safari. Worst experience with a gyno ever. I will never go back to a fat doctor.

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[–] squiddildo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My fatass doctor did that with my pap smear! I probably shoulda brought up the birth control at the end of the appointment so she would be less pissy with me during the entire appointment... She just did it as fast and as painfully as possible to get away from me. She also told me I should use tampons instead of a menstrual cup just because she never heard of a cup. Bitch wasn't only biased, she was ignorant too.

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[–] 2668363? [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I switched docs recently. I should have looked up photos of the docs at that practice. I got a smallfat physician. Now I need to change (if I ever visit the doc again, I have the immune system of Apollo.)

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[–] squiddildo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I do that now because fuck ever getting a fat doctor again. Luckily my new doctor is a tiny german woman who cares about health, not fee fees.

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[–] 2668608? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I love my new doctor, he's 70, slender and doesn't hesitate to tell me I need to fix my shit. However, he's surrounded by butter ball nurses, I can't imagine the torment.