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[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When no one anywhere wants a relationship with you, I imagine it's difficult to separate friendship from romantic attachment, and she likely puts unreasonable expectations on her friends in a way that a less desperate person would not. Any kindness or attention is confused for sexual interest because of her desperation.

Essentially, she's so thirsty that every man looks like a well-keeper, but even seeing her parched lips they all turn her away. How confusing, how galling that must seem, especially when the man with the water has always been kind to you, lets you sit beneath the trees in his oasis and talks with you late into the night--but will never let you drink. Never. Not if you both lived a thousand years. Consequently, any offer of water is accepted greedily, which is why fat and ugly women are such sluts.

Inevitably, this cow is left frustrated or rejected by the men who won't date her but still hang around her. This is only confusing to her because her desperation has clouded her reason and given her bizarre expectations about others, feeling they have a duty/obligation to provide her with emotional/sexual fulfillment. Having platonic male friends in her life feels to her like living in a sexless marriage: in her mind they have a duty to love/fuck her, but since they don't they only serve as a reminder of what she feels like she should have but doesn't--like something always in sight but just out of reach--which naturally leads to resentment.

Of course, she only has herself to blame, both for being fat and irrational. This is why as a man you should never befriend a fat woman, to say nothing of a single fat woman--beyond simply her fatness being repulsive, she is very likely to confuse kindness for a chance at your dick, and will eventually hate you for not giving it to her.

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[–] SomeBitchOrOther 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I can't upvoat this enough. I remember somebody on the old FPH describing the difference between friendship and romantic relationships as sexual attraction. Why is this concept so difficult for people to grasp?!

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She sounds exactly like unfuckable male individuals who complain that hanging out with them and not wanting to fuck them is friendzoning them.

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[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yep, this is hardly limited to fat women. Desperate people of all flavors are likely to think and behave this way, including thin ones, but obviously more often fats since they're unfuckable as a rule.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She's basically crying the same tears as guys that cry friend zone. No sympathy for either.

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[–] E_Neutrality ago 

This reply needs to be attached to the bottom of this image so when this is reposted in the future everyone can see this awesome response.

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[–] WildHamBeastTamer 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Legbeard in search of m'sir

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[–] Algermas 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Presumably these #shallowboys all look like Leonidas of Sparta, you just know she's not lamenting the fact that a fellow planetoid won't date her.

effyourdoublestandards.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Yeah the entitlement is real, I bust my ass in the gym 5+ times a week and work hard for school to get a good career, and apparently I'm shallow for looking for someone that does nothing else than stuff her face more times a day than I go to the gym a week?

No fucking thanks, I don't work hard to go date someone who's ugly both on the inside and outside

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Precisely. Notice how Bulimia.com complains about female action heroes in video games being thin and having low body fat percentages--as if a fat person being able to do what Lara Croft does is realistic--but these people never complain about male characters like Kratos being thin and having a low body fat percentage? They're fine with their eye candy being swole, whereas other people who want the same thing are evil misognyist body-shaming neckbeards.

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[–] IronGoat 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So is she basically saying she hates the people who actually (for whatever reason) want to hangout with her but don't want a romantic relationship with her? I usually call those people "friends" but I guess "I hate you" works too... @.@

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[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

She's not really a friend. Someone watched a movie with her so she is entitled to sex with them.

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[–] 2666682? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

When a dude says this, it (correctly) sounds psychotic. She thinks it sounds sympathetic.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

In my experience "I hate you" means "you confuse me and I like you" from a woman. In her case though it's mostly just tremors of sadness rumbling through her fat like so much jelly.

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[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Eat together" Hahahahaha! No shit!

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

pizzasisters4lyfe

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

the thing that i dont get is you know what people are attracted to...so why not shape your body, your lifestyle and your attitude to fit this life that you want? literally everyone is shallow, so use it to your advantage

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Is this a fat woman or an /r/niceguy? Jesus, be thankful people even acknowledge your existence you cow.

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[–] Sandow 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sounds like whoever this poem is about didn't overlook her worth at all. I'm not buying that "talk all night" stuff either. More likely "you'll give me a text and I'll stay in all evening stuffing my face and thinking we're having a conversation."

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly. She probably projects these romance-related activities where none exist.

She also seems to think that her weight is an intellectual hurdle and sex is a purely intellectual choice like choosing to hire somebody--e.g. "I don't want to hire you because you wear a red shirt and like the Beatles"--not a factor that immutably makes my dick go soft no matter what proposition she could get me to intellectually assent to.

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