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[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And yet you just keep coming back for more, don't you, you desperate cow?

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[–] LordoftheShits 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I am overlooked.

I am the funny guy,

Fun to drink with, fun to laugh with

Fun to mess around with

But too nice to date. Too nice to call yours.

Too nice to be seen next to you

As any other name but "friend."

We will talk every night, share secrets,

Eat together and watch movies.

Dating by any standard but yours.

And I'll get thrown away

When you find that bad boy.

You'll overlook my feelings,

Overlook my worth,

Because you are blinded by my chivalry.  

 

I hate you.

#niceshaming #niceguy #poetry #shallowgirls

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[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This touching lament moved me so much I simply had to respond in kind.

*Ahem*

Lose some of the porkrolls chubster. Jog down to the gym

Do some reps you flabby sow, then you might interest him.

See, idleness ain't sexy and whining don't appeal

To any guy who's worth the time. Your whalesong seals the deal.

No man you might like wants a girl who outweighs him by a half

Lay down the fork, lay off the cakes. Your whining is just daft.

Stop drinking all your calories by hamming up in bars

The failing's in yourself you see; the fault ain't in your stars.

#effyourblankverse

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[–] i_shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And you'll sit there and take it Because you're a gross idiot And lucky to even get friend status

Now whine and bitch then go cram your face

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[–] maxk42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She hates people for not loving her? I think this is more of a "her" problem.

How would it sound if other people said shit like this? Hey lesbians: I hate you. Hey japanophiles: I hate you. Hey everyone who doesn't want to fuck me: I hate you. Real mature.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

tips fedora

As if any guy would watch movies with her anyway lol

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

And, given the rest of what we know about her personality, she seems more likely than average to talk over the movie about whatever stupid bullshit she feels.

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry ago 

They do. When a group of like 10 people go and she shoves past to get to sit next to them.

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[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh wow, someone to eat and drink with. What makes her think her hobbies match up with the gym-going, running, healthy-eating fit guy. Entitled piece of shit.

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[–] Dong_Expansion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Christ. She's like the female version of the "nice guy" who is constantly complaining about being friendzoned.

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