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[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This touching lament moved me so much I simply had to respond in kind.

*Ahem*

Lose some of the porkrolls chubster. Jog down to the gym

Do some reps you flabby sow, then you might interest him.

See, idleness ain't sexy and whining don't appeal

To any guy who's worth the time. Your whalesong seals the deal.

No man you might like wants a girl who outweighs him by a half

Lay down the fork, lay off the cakes. Your whining is just daft.

Stop drinking all your calories by hamming up in bars

The failing's in yourself you see; the fault ain't in your stars.

#effyourblankverse

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[–] geddy ago  (edited ago)

I'll stop overlooking your feelings as soon as you stop overlooking your own personal health and take into consideration my desire to fuck somebody I'm actually attracted too, you entitled cunt muscle.

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[–] AvocadoToast ago 

"You'll overlook my feelings"

Oh hambeast.... Nothing about you can be overlooked. People see you in their central and peripheral vision at the same time.

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[–] didntsayeeeee ago 

She doesn't sound very funny.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

Button Poetry /10

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[–] maxk42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She hates people for not loving her? I think this is more of a "her" problem.

How would it sound if other people said shit like this? Hey lesbians: I hate you. Hey japanophiles: I hate you. Hey everyone who doesn't want to fuck me: I hate you. Real mature.

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[–] i_shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And you'll sit there and take it Because you're a gross idiot And lucky to even get friend status

Now whine and bitch then go cram your face

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

tips fedora

As if any guy would watch movies with her anyway lol

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry ago 

They do. When a group of like 10 people go and she shoves past to get to sit next to them.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

And, given the rest of what we know about her personality, she seems more likely than average to talk over the movie about whatever stupid bullshit she feels.

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