[–] i_shitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And you'll sit there and take it Because you're a gross idiot And lucky to even get friend status
Now whine and bitch then go cram your face
[–] LordoftheShits 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I am overlooked.
I am the funny guy,
Fun to drink with, fun to laugh with
Fun to mess around with
But too nice to date. Too nice to call yours.
Too nice to be seen next to you
As any other name but "friend."
We will talk every night, share secrets,
Eat together and watch movies.
Dating by any standard but yours.
And I'll get thrown away
When you find that bad boy.
You'll overlook my feelings,
Overlook my worth,
Because you are blinded by my chivalry.
I hate you.
#niceshaming #niceguy #poetry #shallowgirls
[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
This touching lament moved me so much I simply had to respond in kind.
*Ahem*
Lose some of the porkrolls chubster. Jog down to the gym
Do some reps you flabby sow, then you might interest him.
See, idleness ain't sexy and whining don't appeal
To any guy who's worth the time. Your whalesong seals the deal.
No man you might like wants a girl who outweighs him by a half
Lay down the fork, lay off the cakes. Your whining is just daft.
Stop drinking all your calories by hamming up in bars
The failing's in yourself you see; the fault ain't in your stars.
#effyourblankverse
[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
tips fedora
As if any guy would watch movies with her anyway lol
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[–] ShitArchon ago
And, given the rest of what we know about her personality, she seems more likely than average to talk over the movie about whatever stupid bullshit she feels.
[–] ImYourHuckleberry ago
They do. When a group of like 10 people go and she shoves past to get to sit next to them.
[–] maxk42 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She hates people for not loving her? I think this is more of a "her" problem.
How would it sound if other people said shit like this? Hey lesbians: I hate you. Hey japanophiles: I hate you. Hey everyone who doesn't want to fuck me: I hate you. Real mature.
[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh wow, someone to eat and drink with. What makes her think her hobbies match up with the gym-going, running, healthy-eating fit guy. Entitled piece of shit.
[–] Fustilarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"We will talk every night, sharing secrets"
Liar. No-one likes to talk on the phone to a fatty.
[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
And yet you just keep coming back for more, don't you, you desperate cow?