[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 58 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago (edited ago)
When no one anywhere wants a relationship with you, I imagine it's difficult to separate friendship from romantic attachment, and she likely puts unreasonable expectations on her friends in a way that a less desperate person would not. Any kindness or attention is confused for sexual interest because of her desperation.
Essentially, she's so thirsty that every man looks like a well-keeper, but even seeing her parched lips they all turn her away. How confusing, how galling that must seem, especially when the man with the water has always been kind to you, lets you sit beneath the trees in his oasis and talks with you late into the night--but will never let you drink. Never. Not if you both lived a thousand years. Consequently, any offer of water is accepted greedily, which is why fat and ugly women are such sluts.
Inevitably, this cow is left frustrated or rejected by the men who won't date her but still hang around her. This is only confusing to her because her desperation has clouded her reason and given her bizarre expectations about others, feeling they have a duty/obligation to provide her with emotional/sexual fulfillment. Having platonic male friends in her life feels to her like living in a sexless marriage: in her mind they have a duty to love/fuck her, but since they don't they only serve as a reminder of what she feels like she should have but doesn't--like something always in sight but just out of reach--which naturally leads to resentment.
Of course, she only has herself to blame, both for being fat and irrational. This is why as a man you should never befriend a fat woman, to say nothing of a single fat woman--beyond simply her fatness being repulsive, she is very likely to confuse kindness for a chance at your dick, and will eventually hate you for not giving it to her.
[–] E_Neutrality ago
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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
She sounds exactly like unfuckable male individuals who complain that hanging out with them and not wanting to fuck them is friendzoning them.
[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yep, this is hardly limited to fat women. Desperate people of all flavors are likely to think and behave this way, including thin ones, but obviously more often fats since they're unfuckable as a rule.
[–] WildHamBeastTamer 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Legbeard in search of m'sir