[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
This touching lament moved me so much I simply had to respond in kind.
*Ahem*
Lose some of the porkrolls chubster. Jog down to the gym
Do some reps you flabby sow, then you might interest him.
See, idleness ain't sexy and whining don't appeal
To any guy who's worth the time. Your whalesong seals the deal.
No man you might like wants a girl who outweighs him by a half
Lay down the fork, lay off the cakes. Your whining is just daft.
Stop drinking all your calories by hamming up in bars
The failing's in yourself you see; the fault ain't in your stars.
#effyourblankverse
[–] Fustilarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"We will talk every night, sharing secrets"
Liar. No-one likes to talk on the phone to a fatty.
[–] Thinnerprivilege ago
I hate you
But she'll still hang on the edge of her seat for any pity scraps sent her way.
[–] LordoftheShits 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I am overlooked.
I am the funny guy,
Fun to drink with, fun to laugh with
Fun to mess around with
But too nice to date. Too nice to call yours.
Too nice to be seen next to you
As any other name but "friend."
We will talk every night, share secrets,
Eat together and watch movies.
Dating by any standard but yours.
And I'll get thrown away
When you find that bad boy.
You'll overlook my feelings,
Overlook my worth,
Because you are blinded by my chivalry.
I hate you.
#niceshaming #niceguy #poetry #shallowgirls
[–] geddy ago (edited ago)
I'll stop overlooking your feelings as soon as you stop overlooking your own personal health and take into consideration my desire to fuck somebody I'm actually attracted too, you entitled cunt muscle.