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[–] i_shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And you'll sit there and take it Because you're a gross idiot And lucky to even get friend status

Now whine and bitch then go cram your face

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[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And yet you just keep coming back for more, don't you, you desperate cow?

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[–] Sandow 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sounds like whoever this poem is about didn't overlook her worth at all. I'm not buying that "talk all night" stuff either. More likely "you'll give me a text and I'll stay in all evening stuffing my face and thinking we're having a conversation."

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly. She probably projects these romance-related activities where none exist.

She also seems to think that her weight is an intellectual hurdle and sex is a purely intellectual choice like choosing to hire somebody--e.g. "I don't want to hire you because you wear a red shirt and like the Beatles"--not a factor that immutably makes my dick go soft no matter what proposition she could get me to intellectually assent to.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Is this a fat woman or an /r/niceguy? Jesus, be thankful people even acknowledge your existence you cow.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

the thing that i dont get is you know what people are attracted to...so why not shape your body, your lifestyle and your attitude to fit this life that you want? literally everyone is shallow, so use it to your advantage

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[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Eat together" Hahahahaha! No shit!

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

pizzasisters4lyfe

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[–] IronGoat 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So is she basically saying she hates the people who actually (for whatever reason) want to hangout with her but don't want a romantic relationship with her? I usually call those people "friends" but I guess "I hate you" works too... @.@

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

In my experience "I hate you" means "you confuse me and I like you" from a woman. In her case though it's mostly just tremors of sadness rumbling through her fat like so much jelly.

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[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

She's not really a friend. Someone watched a movie with her so she is entitled to sex with them.

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[–] 2666682? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

When a dude says this, it (correctly) sounds psychotic. She thinks it sounds sympathetic.

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[–] Algermas 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Presumably these #shallowboys all look like Leonidas of Sparta, you just know she's not lamenting the fact that a fellow planetoid won't date her.

effyourdoublestandards.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Precisely. Notice how Bulimia.com complains about female action heroes in video games being thin and having low body fat percentages--as if a fat person being able to do what Lara Croft does is realistic--but these people never complain about male characters like Kratos being thin and having a low body fat percentage? They're fine with their eye candy being swole, whereas other people who want the same thing are evil misognyist body-shaming neckbeards.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Yeah the entitlement is real, I bust my ass in the gym 5+ times a week and work hard for school to get a good career, and apparently I'm shallow for looking for someone that does nothing else than stuff her face more times a day than I go to the gym a week?

No fucking thanks, I don't work hard to go date someone who's ugly both on the inside and outside

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