[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Lose weight and you won't feel that way" Yeah totally bullying! It's called the truth bitch. Weak knees? Feel heavy? Feel fat? Feel bloated? Lose weight and you won't feel that way. You're the bitch, not gravity or reality.
"Too pretty to be at the gym" .......right, ok. So why are you there unless you know you're lying to yourself.
The picture that would sum up the West to starving African children Bitch needs to stop eating altogether for six months then maybe she'll appreciate food for what it really is.
My fiancée is totally real guys! I bet the guy was a shitlord, she's never dated anyone in her life, she got drunk fucked by a guy she thought was totally into her, she went to try wedding dresses on, uploaded this post to Tubblr all because she's sad and pathetic.
[–] shittydrawing 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Your albums never ceases to make me vomit. Well done, Achtung. On another note, Ireland is now on my bucket list.
[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
body type: refrigerator
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Fat and perfect", huh.
Guess that's why you fuckers spend all your time on tumblr and instagram bleating for attention.
Jesus, the misplaced narcissism. It just confuses me in the worst way. I will never understand how they could even try to delude themselves into thinking they're perfect magical gorgeous creatures who should be worshipped by all.
But! thank you for the Ireland eyebleach! God, it's beautiful there. One of these days, I'm gonna take my girlfriend there. She's always wanted to go.
[–] jigaboojivetribe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Another photo from the top of a mountain."
It doesn't really have the same affect when you drive there Captain Napkin.
[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Too fat to fit in the machines.
Too fat to be supported by a bicycle.
Too fat to squeeze into the locker room showers.
Too fat to wrap sausage fingers around free weights.
Too fat to pass up protein bars and chocolate mass gainer shake at the front counter.
Too fat to get anyone's number.
All those work, but hers doesn't.
[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
According to their logic fat=pretty, and using that logic I agree with her. Way too pretty to be at the gym, or really even out in public at all.
[–] Thinchick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Love that eyebleach!!!