[–] jigaboojivetribe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Another photo from the top of a mountain."
It doesn't really have the same affect when you drive there Captain Napkin.
[–] McDoublechins 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Omfg, I absolutely lost it when I got to the pic of that fucking OGRE with the green filter. "I like green." Of course you do. You are literally Shrek.
[–] ObeseObituary 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"I'm happy being fat!" uses leaves to give impression of a waist uh huh, so happy being fat that you have to use tricks, lighting, make up and angles to give the impression you're thin. So happy.
[–] Gogo_Magoo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The leaves almost had me fooled for a sec and then I looked closer and laughed my ass off at the waist attempt.
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Fat and perfect", huh.
Guess that's why you fuckers spend all your time on tumblr and instagram bleating for attention.
Jesus, the misplaced narcissism. It just confuses me in the worst way. I will never understand how they could even try to delude themselves into thinking they're perfect magical gorgeous creatures who should be worshipped by all.
But! thank you for the Ireland eyebleach! God, it's beautiful there. One of these days, I'm gonna take my girlfriend there. She's always wanted to go.
[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
body type: refrigerator
[–] shittydrawing 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Your albums never ceases to make me vomit. Well done, Achtung. On another note, Ireland is now on my bucket list.
[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Lose weight and you won't feel that way" Yeah totally bullying! It's called the truth bitch. Weak knees? Feel heavy? Feel fat? Feel bloated? Lose weight and you won't feel that way. You're the bitch, not gravity or reality.
"Too pretty to be at the gym" .......right, ok. So why are you there unless you know you're lying to yourself.
The picture that would sum up the West to starving African children Bitch needs to stop eating altogether for six months then maybe she'll appreciate food for what it really is.
My fiancée is totally real guys! I bet the guy was a shitlord, she's never dated anyone in her life, she got drunk fucked by a guy she thought was totally into her, she went to try wedding dresses on, uploaded this post to Tubblr all because she's sad and pathetic.
[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Too fat to fit in the machines.
Too fat to be supported by a bicycle.
Too fat to squeeze into the locker room showers.
Too fat to wrap sausage fingers around free weights.
Too fat to pass up protein bars and chocolate mass gainer shake at the front counter.
Too fat to get anyone's number.
All those work, but hers doesn't.