[–] ObeseObituary 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"I'm happy being fat!" uses leaves to give impression of a waist uh huh, so happy being fat that you have to use tricks, lighting, make up and angles to give the impression you're thin. So happy.
[–] Gogo_Magoo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The leaves almost had me fooled for a sec and then I looked closer and laughed my ass off at the waist attempt.
[–] McDoublechins 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Omfg, I absolutely lost it when I got to the pic of that fucking OGRE with the green filter. "I like green." Of course you do. You are literally Shrek.
[–] jigaboojivetribe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Another photo from the top of a mountain."
It doesn't really have the same affect when you drive there Captain Napkin.
[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Too fat to fit in the machines.
Too fat to be supported by a bicycle.
Too fat to squeeze into the locker room showers.
Too fat to wrap sausage fingers around free weights.
Too fat to pass up protein bars and chocolate mass gainer shake at the front counter.
Too fat to get anyone's number.
All those work, but hers doesn't.
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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I went in third grade. I remember some of the castles...pictures really don't do then justice. And the beauty of these stone beehive homes and the lake and ugh...for the few memories I still have, I've been homesick to go back (and research my family history). I have yet to be somewhere so magically beautiful.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Another quality post, Achtung.
Fat people/nobody should have to change to avoid abuse.
According to hams, then, I can be as disgusting a person as I want and I shouldn't be abused for it because that would be wrong. Should I go kick some puppies, laugh at some cancer patients, promote terrorism, honour Hitler? These would all be lifestyle choices that I make, just like being fat, and I shouldn't be abused for it because logic.
No, bad choices lead to bad repercussions. We condemn Nazis and we should condemn fats.
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Fat and perfect", huh.
Guess that's why you fuckers spend all your time on tumblr and instagram bleating for attention.
Jesus, the misplaced narcissism. It just confuses me in the worst way. I will never understand how they could even try to delude themselves into thinking they're perfect magical gorgeous creatures who should be worshipped by all.
But! thank you for the Ireland eyebleach! God, it's beautiful there. One of these days, I'm gonna take my girlfriend there. She's always wanted to go.