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[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

body type: refrigerator

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Refrigerator that is bigger than Refrigerator Perry.

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Fat and perfect", huh.

Guess that's why you fuckers spend all your time on tumblr and instagram bleating for attention.

Jesus, the misplaced narcissism. It just confuses me in the worst way. I will never understand how they could even try to delude themselves into thinking they're perfect magical gorgeous creatures who should be worshipped by all.

But! thank you for the Ireland eyebleach! God, it's beautiful there. One of these days, I'm gonna take my girlfriend there. She's always wanted to go.

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[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Stop the fucking Freak Train, I got a question: I see that fat fuck, I call her "One-Eye" and by now you know who I mean. Bitch only got one eye, or something. Anyway, does she take pictures of herself and put them on the internet EVERYDAY? I mean. Shit, I got a mainfloor bathroom I started last November that still ain't got a medicine cabinet/mirror put in. 10 months without a bathroom mirror, and this fat bitch has the time to do this everyday? Good fuck, I need her organizational and prioritizing skills. Fuck.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Anyway, does she take pictures of herself and put them on the internet EVERYDAY?

Yes, I'm getting these fresh every day. Just scroll down her blog a little, you will see that she probably posts several times a day.

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[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

According to their logic fat=pretty, and using that logic I agree with her. Way too pretty to be at the gym, or really even out in public at all.

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[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Too fat to fit in the machines.

Too fat to be supported by a bicycle.

Too fat to squeeze into the locker room showers.

Too fat to wrap sausage fingers around free weights.

Too fat to pass up protein bars and chocolate mass gainer shake at the front counter.

Too fat to get anyone's number.

All those work, but hers doesn't.

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[–] shittydrawing 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Your albums never ceases to make me vomit. Well done, Achtung. On another note, Ireland is now on my bucket list.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

<3

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Its pantyhose run more than it does!

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[–] jigaboojivetribe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Another photo from the top of a mountain."

It doesn't really have the same affect when you drive there Captain Napkin.

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