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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Couldn't you have complained to someone about someone being disruptive in the quiet study area?
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Somehow they believe that if they're super loud and obnoxious, you'll pay attention to their fierce sass rather than their fierce rolls...???
[–] inablackbox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"I may be fat but I pull it off with mah hearty personality!" No. You're loud and annoying. Go away.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Zero restraint and complete lack of acknowledging others' existence.
[–] recon_johnny [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You have no idea. She was talking about ordering pizza for tomorrow. We just had a company BBQ. Now she wants pizza for 30.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The sad thing is that pizza is delicious, but such delights are destroyed by the company assfats that each eat half of an extra-large. Especially right after a company BBQ!
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Who the fuck wears a tank top to work anyway? With the way businesses keep their offices freezing I would probably die in that. Plus it's incredibly unprofessional.
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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That's what I thought. Plus, the tank top is exposing the rolls of back fat, nobody needs to see that.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
I hate these people, I really really do. If I ever own a business, I am never hiring fat fucks ever, if your bmi is even a smidgen overweight you'll never see employment from me. Fuck the fucking fatties, every last one I've ever met is loud, obnoxious, smells and is generally fucking gross.
[–] recon_johnny [S] ago
Check the link I just edited. Took a pic (first time, was highly sneaky about it). Yeah, the front is worse.
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just in case fat people become a protected class (god, I hope they don't), be sure to stipulate that all your employees are technically hired as models. I believe that's how places like Chippendales and Hooters avoid having to hire fat waiters/waitresses.
[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But they can still say they're being discriminated against because the Trash Monster is a "model" as well as some other fatasses who are apparently "models" now.
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
You are exactly right. It's how strip clubs "discriminate" on the entire staff: everything is an audition and contract, not application.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ah yes, the old discrimanashun thing... If fat people ever become a protected class I am advocating that we take off into orbit and nuke earth, it's the only way to be sure.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
My SO is starting his own business with his friend and I've convinced him to never, ever hire fat people. He agrees with all the reasons and everything. It's the best and makes me so proud.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You've taught him well shitlord. Fatties drag any business' chance of success down, especially smaller companies with fewer resources.
[–] Xystus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dressed for success. I wear a suit everyday, we have standards.
Fucking fat slobs have no work pride or ethic.