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[–] zquad 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

That bitch is so annoying I'm kinda happy to see the bear destroy her kayak

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[–] llamallama 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I'll take shrooms and helium for 500, Alex

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[–] fuck_communism 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We should use this woman to interrogate terrorists. I don't think anyone could stand that voice for more than 2 minutes.

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[–] weezkitty 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Yeah. That isn't going to work. Whining definitely will not make a bear stop. I wonder why it would want to eat that though?

One thing that would make it stop though. A gun. And before the people that always feel sorry for animals jump on me for saying this, keep in mind it is very common to have a firearm in Alaska for self defense against wildlife like bears

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[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wonder why it would want to eat that though?

When I was a kid, we had a horse that would chew on the wood on his stall, and if left to roam freely about the yard, would nibble on the wire window screens. It was postulated that he had some sort of mineral deficiency.

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[–] pwnstar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Wadsworth Constant could not be more relevant.

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[–] ServiceStud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

To paraphrase Henry Rollins:"This is why we don't put women on the moon. 'Cause you're going to paint something some gay color and your gonna cry. "

Still, I suspect I'd have had a small hissy fit myself.

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[–] 2656434? 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

I think I hear a feminist.

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[–] DiggRedditVoatBlank 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Probably just someone who's too sheltered to be out there alone. Someone who won't even swear at a bear, and who talks to it like it can understand English probably doesn't have the cranial capacity to comprehend even the basic tenets of feminismI know there's a low margin, but she seems below it.

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[–] 834R 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If she wasn't such a bitch with the pepper spray I wouldn't have fucked up her Kayak.

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[–] SilverBanana ago 

I would go challenge the bear at arm wrestling and hairy chest contest.

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[–] umilmi81 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She said please you jerk.

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