[–] [deleted] 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago  (edited ago)

[Deleted]

0
1

[–] libby 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. I'm also pizza.

0
0

[–] CatNamedJava ago 

Why did the hipster burned his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

I'm coffee btw

0
0

[–] Agitprop ago 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

(It's an Eskimo joke, Cheechakos. I'm from Alaska,)