[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
Why did the hipster burned his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I'm coffee btw
[–] Agitprop 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
(It's an Eskimo joke, Cheechakos. I'm from Alaska,)
[–] [deleted] 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) 5.2 years ago (edited 5.2 years ago)
[–] libby 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.2 years ago
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. I'm also pizza.
[–] CatNamedJava ago
Why did the hipster burned his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I'm coffee btw