[–] bkr45678 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Brings to mind the FatPeopleStory where the guys coworker kept stealing his food so he brought one of those with a package of cupcakes 'for a party' after work. And his fatty coworker ended up like banging the thing against the counter destroying the cupcakes trying to get it open.
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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago
I would totally steal your lunch. Chicken and rice sounds delicious.
[–] cerealkira 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is there a patent for that yet? It would make a killing on people with roommates.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's what it was created for. Fat, inconsiderate roommates. And people who live with a bulimic.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think there is a 50/50 chance at least the ham will attempt to eat the cage anyway.
[–] apoptosis15 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"what food?" as it wipes the remaining grease crumbs from its pcos-stache onto the back of its hoof.
[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I could imagine me bringing that cage filled with donuts, coke, and all its fatty and sugary goodness to a bariatric hospital just to see how many fatties on scooters will get off and go after them as they try to smash the cage open.
[–] PM_ME_UR_NOODZ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The problem isn't that fat people are eating food that doesn't belong to them, the problem is that food costs so much money to begin with. What do you expect them to do, go back to the fast food joint and pay another $6.99 so that they can make it to 3:30pm without getting a grumbly tummbly?
SUPPORT FOOD JUSTICE!
EQUAL EDIBLE-ITY FOR ALL!
SUPERMARKET MARXISM IS THE FUTURE!
[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I've GOT to order one of these.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Your latest post was my inspiration!
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Electrify it, just to be sure hamatha won't touch it.