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[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I could imagine me bringing that cage filled with donuts, coke, and all its fatty and sugary goodness to a bariatric hospital just to see how many fatties on scooters will get off and go after them as they try to smash the cage open.

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[–] apoptosis15 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"what food?" as it wipes the remaining grease crumbs from its pcos-stache onto the back of its hoof.

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[–] PM_ME_UR_NOODZ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The problem isn't that fat people are eating food that doesn't belong to them, the problem is that food costs so much money to begin with. What do you expect them to do, go back to the fast food joint and pay another $6.99 so that they can make it to 3:30pm without getting a grumbly tummbly?

SUPPORT FOOD JUSTICE!

EQUAL EDIBLE-ITY FOR ALL!

SUPERMARKET MARXISM IS THE FUTURE!

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh that is a brilliant invention!

I am surprised I haven't heard more whalesong about it, though.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think there is a 50/50 chance at least the ham will attempt to eat the cage anyway.

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Or just sit on it & crush it.

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[–] bkr45678 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Brings to mind the FatPeopleStory where the guys coworker kept stealing his food so he brought one of those with a package of cupcakes 'for a party' after work. And his fatty coworker ended up like banging the thing against the counter destroying the cupcakes trying to get it open.

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[–] Bunny_Pope 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Somebody likes their cupcakes.

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[–] shotlird 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Swole privilege is eating chicken and rice in tupperware and no one would think to touch it. Also my drinks are always in shakers so people think its laden with "unhealthy" supplements.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago 

I would totally steal your lunch. Chicken and rice sounds delicious.

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[–] cerealkira 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is there a patent for that yet? It would make a killing on people with roommates.

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's what it was created for. Fat, inconsiderate roommates. And people who live with a bulimic.

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