[–] bkr45678 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Brings to mind the FatPeopleStory where the guys coworker kept stealing his food so he brought one of those with a package of cupcakes 'for a party' after work. And his fatty coworker ended up like banging the thing against the counter destroying the cupcakes trying to get it open.
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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago
I would totally steal your lunch. Chicken and rice sounds delicious.
[–] cerealkira 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is there a patent for that yet? It would make a killing on people with roommates.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's what it was created for. Fat, inconsiderate roommates. And people who live with a bulimic.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think there is a 50/50 chance at least the ham will attempt to eat the cage anyway.
[–] apoptosis15 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"what food?" as it wipes the remaining grease crumbs from its pcos-stache onto the back of its hoof.
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh that is a brilliant invention!
I am surprised I haven't heard more whalesong about it, though.
[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I could imagine me bringing that cage filled with donuts, coke, and all its fatty and sugary goodness to a bariatric hospital just to see how many fatties on scooters will get off and go after them as they try to smash the cage open.
[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I've GOT to order one of these.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Your latest post was my inspiration!
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Electrify it, just to be sure hamatha won't touch it.