[–] Convair990 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuuuuuuuck thank goodness you weren't fat. Tho I wouldn't have shed a tear if the car hit a fatty. One less resource hog to worry about
[–] Fatness_Everdeen 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
That sucks to have to go through something like that! Glad you're OK! Knowing fatties though the extra adipose tissue would probably soften the blow a lot, but would still sustain injuries and live off of disability for the rest of their lives, thus fattening and costing even more. Be thankful you are alive, uninjured, and not fat!
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O08w8CegEeg
checks out
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Congratulations, sir.
Also I think this a is a good time to repost this: http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/09/15/every-man-should-be-able-to-save-his-own-life-5-fitness-benchmarks-a-man-must-master/
Well done, sir. You saved your own life. Like a boss.
[–] rag_on_a_stick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Way to survive and way to not be fat. I know one security guard and he is also not fat. Glad There is at least two out there.
[–] squiddildo 0 points 69 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well, it isn't called "survival of the fittest" for no reason, you know.
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[–] markrod420 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Dont chortle. Chortle is the fattest sounding form of laughter. Lol