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[–] squiddildo 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, it isn't called "survival of the fittest" for no reason, you know.

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[–] markrod420 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Dont chortle. Chortle is the fattest sounding form of laughter. Lol

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[–] Convair990 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fuuuuuuuck thank goodness you weren't fat. Tho I wouldn't have shed a tear if the car hit a fatty. One less resource hog to worry about

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[–] GWBusch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Or if a fatty was the driver and were too big to climb out of the window of their burning wreck of a car, dying how they lived, sitting down for a barbecue.

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[–] Fatness_Everdeen 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

That sucks to have to go through something like that! Glad you're OK! Knowing fatties though the extra adipose tissue would probably soften the blow a lot, but would still sustain injuries and live off of disability for the rest of their lives, thus fattening and costing even more. Be thankful you are alive, uninjured, and not fat!

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[–] SoYouSay 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jesus I'm glad you got away ok. Fuckers who drink and drive needs to have their heads bashed in with a freaking shovel.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh shit. I'm glad you're okay, man.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Congratulations, sir.

Also I think this a is a good time to repost this: http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/09/15/every-man-should-be-able-to-save-his-own-life-5-fitness-benchmarks-a-man-must-master/

Well done, sir. You saved your own life. Like a boss.

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[–] rag_on_a_stick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Way to survive and way to not be fat. I know one security guard and he is also not fat. Glad There is at least two out there.

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