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[–] MuhCundishins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's almost as if you were perfectly describing the place where I security until you mentioned the pile of gravel.

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[–] poodog 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Too bad one of your fat co workers wasn't there in your place.

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[–] 2595214? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I thought you were going to tell us that you were above the age of 30.

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[–] l23r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Glad you are okay!

Please tell me you got his licence plate, or at least a portion of it. Any witnesses or video to back you up as well?

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[–] diodine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat security guards and cops are the worst. Nice job not killing yourself OP!

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[–] Superior_Guhnetiks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Glad you're ok and not fat

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[–] KendasKerman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

FPH in a post.

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[–] shittydrawing 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Shit, fourteen_words, glad your instinct and stamina kept you alive.

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[–] Jimmy_Two_Fingers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah man, if you were fat you would've been sitting somewhere fingering some doughnuts.

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