[–] Convair990 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuuuuuuuck thank goodness you weren't fat. Tho I wouldn't have shed a tear if the car hit a fatty. One less resource hog to worry about
[–] squiddildo 0 points 69 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well, it isn't called "survival of the fittest" for no reason, you know.
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[–] markrod420 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Dont chortle. Chortle is the fattest sounding form of laughter. Lol
[–] Fatness_Everdeen 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
That sucks to have to go through something like that! Glad you're OK! Knowing fatties though the extra adipose tissue would probably soften the blow a lot, but would still sustain injuries and live off of disability for the rest of their lives, thus fattening and costing even more. Be thankful you are alive, uninjured, and not fat!