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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Congratulations, sir.

Also I think this a is a good time to repost this: http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/09/15/every-man-should-be-able-to-save-his-own-life-5-fitness-benchmarks-a-man-must-master/

Well done, sir. You saved your own life. Like a boss.

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[–] Fatness_Everdeen 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

That sucks to have to go through something like that! Glad you're OK! Knowing fatties though the extra adipose tissue would probably soften the blow a lot, but would still sustain injuries and live off of disability for the rest of their lives, thus fattening and costing even more. Be thankful you are alive, uninjured, and not fat!

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[–] squiddildo 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, it isn't called "survival of the fittest" for no reason, you know.

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[–] markrod420 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Dont chortle. Chortle is the fattest sounding form of laughter. Lol