[–] FatFATTYFUCKFATS 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Hide your husbands because this monstrosity would eat them whole.
[–] WildHamBeastTamer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I bet she floats with out having to tread water.
[–] Triggeredtoshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The only way I'd lose my man candy to that thing is if he got caught in its gravitational pull
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She... She has no boobs?
And Im pretty sure my boyfriend would hide himself with no prompting if that came his way. Eufg.
[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I am not sure why she picked the "getting out of the pool" look for this, it's obvious she was never wet beyond what might be a knee on that inverted bowling pin of a leg.
[–] bellylugosi 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Celebrating being fat and a man stealing tramp. Class act.
[–] MolotovCocktail 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Man Candy" I think she means Mr. Goodbar.