[–] Superior_Guhnetiks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My husband would probably vomit on you. He's not into lard bodies.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
" (...) snatch away any man candy you don't want to lose" ... in my rolls.
[–] Heritagefloral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This blob looks like a grotesque parody of a supermodel coming out of the pool for a photo shoot.
[–] ShitlordedByFacts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'll tell my wife. I doubt her weight training is sufficient to fight off a fully teched ultralisk.
[–] jadedcupcake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More like shield his eyes so he doesn't claw them out and then projectile vomit.
[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hide your husbands lest they turn gay after looking at this abomination
[–] Triggeredtoshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The only way I'd lose my man candy to that thing is if he got caught in its gravitational pull