[–] AlligatorSue 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I can't make sense of this post. Are you trying to say you saw a hamily at school? And the nine year old boy had tits? Background cleavage detection? A few seconds later than what? I feel like I am hearing 1 side of a conversation.
[–] NHSApproved 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've seen a family a couple of times, fat mother and father with 5 daughters. Five little girls with the most beautiful, waist-length crinkly blonde hair, and thighs so fat they can barely waddle ....
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not clear which one was the nine year old that you're referring too, the son or daughter. Probably the son but that's an assumption.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
At that point, the gender might as well just be mayo soup.
[–] inablackbox 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Nine-year-olds with tits...dear god, the world is turning into an anime.
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
My mum's an early childhood teacher. Every year she gets one kid that's already so far gone that in a year the kid will be so grotesquely fat that it'll be shunned by every social group imaginable. It depresses her. She can't understand how parents could do that to their child.
Neither can I.
[–] machina70 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well the silver lining is that as time goes by the fat kid isn't the fat kid anymore, they're just the "fattest" kid. I assume there's less sting involved when the other fatasses are trying to insult you because you jiggle a little more than they jiggle.
[–] PepeThePained 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Nothing's more depressing than a fat kid under the age of 10.
They're all already fucked, the chances of them ever becoming human get lower with every McD's meal for 3, and the obesity epidemic continues to thrive.
[–] Sprintal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When I was in the 5th grader there was this chunky second grader with ginormous tits, there was also a 5th grade girl who weighed as much as my dad (160lb). In middle school there was one kid who was 264lb, I could only imagine he's gotten bigger since then.
[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I did a volunteer thing at one of the schools here. We were measuring their height and weight for BMI calculations to track trends in the school district. Some of these kids weighed almost 100 pounds more than I do. For reference, I'm 155 at 5' 8" and am 23. Kids that were in the 7th and 8th grade weighed over 200, and some almost 250. I couldn't believe it. Gotta step up my game for gains if this is what I'm competing against.
[–] DropletFox ago
Tits on a 9 year old aren't that odd, unless you mean full-blown tits. Budding breasts can occur. I remember my 3rd grade best friend, and she was rail thin but had boobs.