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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Tell her you have two rules when it comes to dating. No girls who weigh more than you and no girls that you can't bench - and she fails both of those criteria.

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[–] pH_ ago 

On the other hand, "a few extra pounds" is feels-safe, and as such serves an important function by pointing out fatties in denial.

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[–] joeystals 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

At least it didn't say athletic.

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[–] Shitelord772 ago 

Yeah, wearing a jersey = athletic in their minds.

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[–] XenonHippogriff 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Of course it works in nursing or something.

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[–] NPBFatpatrol ago 

I do like that her and her friend got custom jerseys with their BMIs displayed

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Like describing a tornado as a gentle breeze.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Balding, obese, and already has forehead wrinkles. What a catch!

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[–] wmeth ago 

Set up a date and get there an hour early and watch from across the street... See how long it takes until the buttery tears flow ;)

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[–] LawyersPlayDota ago 

She wants to meat

FTFY

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