[–] NPBFatpatrol ago
I do like that her and her friend got custom jerseys with their BMIs displayed
[–] XenonHippogriff 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Of course it works in nursing or something.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Tell her you have two rules when it comes to dating. No girls who weigh more than you and no girls that you can't bench - and she fails both of those criteria.
[–] twitch1982 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
require her to bring one of her friends from the pictures, bring a male fatty you know. Hit it off with fit KC fan and run off leaving fatties to wallow.
[–] Slimshoddy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
MAAAAAN THE HARPOOOONS, ITS A WHITE WHAAAAALE!!!!
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Like describing a tornado as a gentle breeze.