[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
She wants to meat
FTFY
[–] Kahlo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.2 years ago
Balding, obese, and already has forehead wrinkles. What a catch!
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.2 years ago
Like describing a tornado as a gentle breeze.
[–] tableflipper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.2 years ago
Oh god. Does it even count as a myspace angle if it's not even bothering to look up?
[–] wmeth 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
Set up a date and get there an hour early and watch from across the street... See how long it takes until the buttery tears flow ;)
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
POF = Plenty of Fatties?
[–] pH_ 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
On the other hand, "a few extra pounds" is feels-safe, and as such serves an important function by pointing out fatties in denial.
[–] joeystals 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 5.2 years ago
At least it didn't say athletic.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
Yeah, wearing a jersey = athletic in their minds.
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
She wears her dress size on her jersey!
[–] LawyersPlayDota ago
She wants to meat
FTFY