[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Like describing a tornado as a gentle breeze.
[–] XenonHippogriff 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Of course it works in nursing or something.
[–] tableflipper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh god. Does it even count as a myspace angle if it's not even bothering to look up?
[–] Slimshoddy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
MAAAAAN THE HARPOOOONS, ITS A WHITE WHAAAAALE!!!!
[–] pH_ ago
On the other hand, "a few extra pounds" is feels-safe, and as such serves an important function by pointing out fatties in denial.
[–] joeystals 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
At least it didn't say athletic.
[–] Shitelord772 ago
Yeah, wearing a jersey = athletic in their minds.