[–] Feeling_my_goats [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's a reenactment. I need to maintain my online anonymity so the online community doesn't realize that I am actually horribly deformed. So I try to pull out girls breasts and masturbate upon them. I guess I should spend more time with @homer's mom.
[–] hyperoperation ago
I often think about what I'd do if my adult mind was placed inside my childlike body. Mostly it is a nightmare but there would be some definite advantages.
[–] SlothropAnAbreaction ago
What sort of advantages are we talking about? The "let's play doctor" routine with your nubile cousin? Or the boring old "bet on every major sporting event?" Type?