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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

23 what? 23 centuries old as it is an ancient demon from the realm of Gluttony? Or is it one of those Sloth demons in Dragon Age.

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[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yes, but it's really pushing 70 in "fat years". If you looked at the inner workings of her organs, you know they've been worked as hard as the organs of people in their elderly years.

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[–] i_shitlord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If it makes it to 30, it will be a miracle.

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[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

23 stone? Nah, it's more than that.

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[–] MotorVoter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My grandmother's been dead for ten years, and she looks better than that.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We need to start measuring their ages in something more akin to dog years. It's 38 in hog years.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

MATH: She would have had to consume over 30k calories over the recommended amount each year, since the day she was born to get this fat (assuming she would normally be around 125 lbs).

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