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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Looks 46, will die by 25.

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[–] 2558981? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She's 80 in hog years.

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This is what I don't understand about the obesity epidemic. How the fuck do they get so fat so young?

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

By picking up terrible, TERRIBLE eating habits from their parents.

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[–] Sty1us 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's good let's have them all get so fat so young and then they can all go and die young. This "epidemic" will be over before it started! I hope.

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[–] 2553361? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We also have to keep them from fucking each other and making more butterbeasts.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

By constant out of control binge overeating. Duh. Her parents must have been absolutely horrible people. They obviously don't love her.

Of course if you asked her, she'd say she only eats 10 calories a months, runs 100 miles a day, and still gains weight.

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[–] lava 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yeah see, they're not a plague on society, they're medical marvels. /s

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[–] zucchini_girl 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

disgusting hog. I'm 23 now.. when I was younger I was afraid of growing up because that meant you turn into a lard-bucket. That's what they all say "just wait..." and "when i was your age.." no fuck you... Fat disfigures your body and face so much you could literally be 18-55 I don't fucking know.

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[–] Fattiesarefunny 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

With role models like Christie Brinkley out there (She's in her 60s), I plan to make fat bitches jealous well into my retirement. Shitlady for LIFE!!

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[–] rurulala 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I got told I would put on weight after I got married, and after I turned 25. I'm in better shape at 30 then I ever was at 25.

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[–] FinallyLeftReddit [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I'm 42 and look half her age.

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[–] AnoInc 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

23 is 58 in fat years.

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[–] DoomMantia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Wait... you look like an 11-year-old?

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[–] ILikeItDeep 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I love you for this comment.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Aka the stupid club

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Living in the fatso paradise

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[–] macadam88 1 point 71 points (+72|-1) ago 

Absolutely she is. 23 stones = 322 pounds.

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[–] 2553380? 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

No. 23 stone Easter Island heads.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It could cosplay the thing's wife (Beetus Grimm)

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That seems optimistic. I would've guessed >400lbs

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[–] wtfomg77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

u sure she's not 23 tons?

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