[–] MotorVoter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My grandmother's been dead for ten years, and she looks better than that.
[–] BigBonesDontJiggle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shower thought: We need a concept like dog years for fats. Fat Years. Since they seem to age twice as fast and die twice as one I feel like 1 year = 2 fat years. So really she's 46 in fat years. Which visually seems about right and as far as lifespan goes she's probably at about the halfway mark so it seems relatively accurate there too.
[–] goatboy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
We need a new way to describe fat age. A dog year is about 7 normal human years or the amount of life it has expended relative to human life expectancy.
We need fat years or the amount of life these things exhaust relative to normal human years.
What do y'all think? Is 1 human year equal to about 3 fat years? If that's the case, then this creature is really 69, is probably drawing Social Security of some kind, and only has a few years left.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She looks like a fat man with a stuffed brassiere...
[–] markrod420 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She looks fucking 42. Lol