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[–] exdrift 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It won't be around long.

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[–] zucchini_girl 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

disgusting hog. I'm 23 now.. when I was younger I was afraid of growing up because that meant you turn into a lard-bucket. That's what they all say "just wait..." and "when i was your age.." no fuck you... Fat disfigures your body and face so much you could literally be 18-55 I don't fucking know.

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[–] Fattiesarefunny 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

With role models like Christie Brinkley out there (She's in her 60s), I plan to make fat bitches jealous well into my retirement. Shitlady for LIFE!!

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[–] rurulala 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I got told I would put on weight after I got married, and after I turned 25. I'm in better shape at 30 then I ever was at 25.

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[–] FinallyLeftReddit [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I'm 42 and look half her age.

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[–] AnoInc 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

23 is 58 in fat years.

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[–] DoomMantia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Wait... you look like an 11-year-old?

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We need to start measuring their ages in something more akin to dog years. It's 38 in hog years.

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[–] B302LS 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

God damn. I would've guessed mid 40s. How does that thing look in the mirror and think "I look good. I look like like a 23 year old should look".

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[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

23 stone? Nah, it's more than that.

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[–] BeetusTrainChooChoo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's fucking 23 burgers a day with her mouth.

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[–] macadam88 1 point 71 points (+72|-1) ago 

Absolutely she is. 23 stones = 322 pounds.

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[–] wtfomg77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

u sure she's not 23 tons?

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[–] 2553380? 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

No. 23 stone Easter Island heads.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It could cosplay the thing's wife (Beetus Grimm)

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[–] Commxende 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah, she wears a size 23.

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