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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We need to start measuring their ages in something more akin to dog years. It's 38 in hog years.

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[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

23 stone? Nah, it's more than that.

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[–] i_shitlord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If it makes it to 30, it will be a miracle.

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[–] misanthroat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Guys love my hawt floobs."

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

23 what? 23 centuries old as it is an ancient demon from the realm of Gluttony? Or is it one of those Sloth demons in Dragon Age.

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[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yes, but it's really pushing 70 in "fat years". If you looked at the inner workings of her organs, you know they've been worked as hard as the organs of people in their elderly years.

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[–] B302LS 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

God damn. I would've guessed mid 40s. How does that thing look in the mirror and think "I look good. I look like like a 23 year old should look".

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[–] BeetusTrainChooChoo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's fucking 23 burgers a day with her mouth.

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