[–] i_shitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If it makes it to 30, it will be a miracle.
[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
23 what? 23 centuries old as it is an ancient demon from the realm of Gluttony? Or is it one of those Sloth demons in Dragon Age.
[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yes, but it's really pushing 70 in "fat years". If you looked at the inner workings of her organs, you know they've been worked as hard as the organs of people in their elderly years.
[–] BeetusTrainChooChoo 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's fucking 23 burgers a day with her mouth.
[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We need to start measuring their ages in something more akin to dog years. It's 38 in hog years.