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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol that test said my health age is 7 and I'm going to live to 95. That's pretty weird considering I'm 26 and smoke weed almost daily.

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[–] exdrift 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It won't be around long.

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[–] BigBonesDontJiggle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shower thought: We need a concept like dog years for fats. Fat Years. Since they seem to age twice as fast and die twice as one I feel like 1 year = 2 fat years. So really she's 46 in fat years. Which visually seems about right and as far as lifespan goes she's probably at about the halfway mark so it seems relatively accurate there too.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dear god

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[–] tigerwarning 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At what point do you say, this is enough. When you look at your self in the mirror each day you think "Yeah, this will do." What kind of sickness is this shit.

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[–] AcaciaWildwood 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That dude must have a thing for Barney the dinosaur. Blech.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We need a new way to describe fat age. A dog year is about 7 normal human years or the amount of life it has expended relative to human life expectancy.

We need fat years or the amount of life these things exhaust relative to normal human years.

What do y'all think? Is 1 human year equal to about 3 fat years? If that's the case, then this creature is really 69, is probably drawing Social Security of some kind, and only has a few years left.

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[–] BrokebackShitnurse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I know being fat takes a toll on their skin, internal organs, etc, but I just realized how bad fats' hair usually looks. Is it because of how unhealthy they are? Is it because of the lack of hygiene? I'm not sure I want to know.

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[–] knitshitlady 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

having a healthy diet keeps your hair looking good too.

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