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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol that test said my health age is 7 and I'm going to live to 95. That's pretty weird considering I'm 26 and smoke weed almost daily.

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

23 what? 23 centuries old as it is an ancient demon from the realm of Gluttony? Or is it one of those Sloth demons in Dragon Age.

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[–] Teehee134 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jesus fucking Christ, her boobs are nearly half the size of my body.

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She not fuckin' anyone

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[–] In_the_making 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can't help but think it talks in a low manly voice.

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[–] cheeseido 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hambeast years are like dog years except with way more eating

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[–] 2553391? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dog food years

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

IT'S THE SAME AGE AS ME WHAT THE FUCK

That aside I would've guessed that if you cut it open to count the rings it would have 40 or more.

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's left breast is easily bigger than my head

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