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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Zero calorie soda is actually negative calories. My body does a lot of work processing it.

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[–] alc0 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow that means I can eat as much as I want as long as I match those calories with negative calories! It is just so hard to go out sometimes because all the boys trying to molest my curves. I feel so sorry for all those skinny bitches/sluts because they prob know that their boyfriends are really thinking about me but can't admit it because society has brainwashed them into pretending they are attracted to bones instead of hot curves. Etc