[–] el_em_en_oh 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
God... fat people suck.
I'm too tired to even try and say something witty.
FAT PEOPLE SUCK is all i've got.
[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Maybe the waitress misheard due to the wheezing and grunts.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Maybe the waitress heard "exercise" and not "extra fries"
"Nah, best I can do here is give it fruit"
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The fact that she can't tell cucumber from honeydew should tell you everything you need to know about her condishun.
[–] fatis4punching 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What is that white ball on the plate on the lower right?
[–] 2549298? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
BBQ pork bun. Basically a bunch of refined carbs, sugar, and some pork with BBQ sauce (sugar). Might be siu long bao (little juicy bun), but those are generally smaller and more fragile looking, and generally don't come from a Chinese food court place.
[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
fruit makes it gag? at what point do we declare obesity a mental illness, round up all the affected and force them to exercise/eat properly for their own good?
[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You're so close to my solution. Except why bother to waste time and money trying to force these fat fucks to exercise? Execute them, render their lard into biodiesel, and use their cremated ashes as plant fertilizer.
Easier, cheaper, and would actually provide some benefit to the world...
[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
eh, maybe i'm a saint.
that reminds me - i need to buy some soap :-)
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[–] BuckinHipster ago
Eh, I'll post some really shitty or embarrassing stuff about myself on the internet, under the premise that while that makes it permanent, I'm not really important enough for anybody to really care.