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[–] laschupacabras 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL that cucumber is "fruit". The more you know!

/s

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[–] trialbyflame ago 

A cucumber is actually a melon, not that far removed from watermelon.

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[–] aloha_snackbar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Please give this freedom-fry guzzler her goddamn fries so she can die already!!!

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[–] el_em_en_oh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

God... fat people suck.

I'm too tired to even try and say something witty.

FAT PEOPLE SUCK is all i've got.

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[–] Privilegechecked85 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One of my biggest nightmares in life is having one of my daughters grow up and look like that.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I legitimately can't identify most of the food in her pics. Why would you eat something that looks like mush or badly explosive diarrhea? But of course fruit is horrible and makes her gag.

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Maybe the waitress misheard due to the wheezing and grunts.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Maybe the waitress heard "exercise" and not "extra fries"

"Nah, best I can do here is give it fruit"

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[–] CrackingYs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fatty Fiction. This probably didn't happen, or didn't happen the way she's describing. She probably ordered fruit and changed her mind once she saw what health food actually looks like.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think the consensus is that it probably didn't happen.

I think generally most lies are embellished, and here there was no real need to explain the unfolding of the napkin for instance.

If the side dish was everything that wasn't liked, it wouldn't need to put it out of the plate/bowl and into a napkin anyway. Just push the plate away.

If the substance literally makes it gag, would it really be able to decant it? No, then the fruit doesn't make it gag.

If the wrong dish come to your table, you generally don't accept it in the first place.

Have I ever seen a waitress scowl at someone? Can't say I have.

Like you said, a wrong order or the only possible thing I can think of is that it's a language issue, that this happened abroad. In a shitlording country, which I now want to move to.

But, no, I really do get the sense that this is entirely fabricated.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can't say I've ever seen a waitress scowl at a customer either. I can, however, say that I've had a few fat waitresses do a hard eye roll when I asked for the salad dressing on the side. Also had a few bring me soda when I asked for water. Did this affect their tip? Yes. Yes it did. Don't be a bitch to your customers is a pretty simple concept.

But, yeah, this story is BS.

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[–] badp4nd4 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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