[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago (edited ago)
I ragequit at
"The smell and taste of melon literally makes me gag..."
DEATH to FUCKING HAMS!
Seriously. It's time to build ridiculously re-inforced steel scaffolds in the public square, weave some kevlar-carbon fiber ropes, and to hang these fucking subhuman beasts!
[–] BuckinHipster ago
Yeah that's actually stupid. I hate seafood but a lot of people I know really love it and give me shit for it but I still try it every now and then, especially new types of seafood or things like calamari.
[–] Holden_Magroine 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Just poison the mountain dew supply.
[–] antiplebbitor ago
I had this idea already, but another supposed fitlord suggested that I not do so.
But I can hardly think of a more expedient final solution to the Ham Question...
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You want to know why they think that could happen? Because they do that shit. They'll add sugar instead of an artificial sweetener or they'll give regular instead of diet or whole milk instead of almond milk
[–] Privilegechecked85 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One of my biggest nightmares in life is having one of my daughters grow up and look like that.
[–] CaptainKoncho 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Its face make people gag. Hideous pile of fat and shit.
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 38 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago
Obviously a lie. Who serves cucumber with fruit?
[–] inablackbox 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
For that matter, what kind of dish has both fries and fruit as available sides?
[–] interstate-15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pretty much every casual restaurant has an ability to sub for fruit. I usually sub my hash browns for fruit and my toast for beans for my breakfast.
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Several family chain restaurants have this as an option if you ask for it.
Denny's and IHOP do it. There my be a slight extra charge depending on the meal and what you're asking for.
I'm at the point where I tell them to pass on the sides if fruit isn't an option.
This amused me recently on a road trip. Stopping at Cracker Barrels and telling them I don't want biscuits or corn bread with the food. I guess that doesn't happen often with their usual clientele.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lots of places have dinners 'plus 1-2 sides' and they can run the gammut from fries / onion rings / side salad / fruit, etc, etc. She probably did see the fruit on the sides menu and it triggered her enough to write this post.
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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
If this maggotfuck ham gags at the smell of melons, I have no solution to offer except to execute it for being a subhuman maggot.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 39 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago
This is the stupidest post by a pork chop I've read. Do they really think it's believable?
[–] Fragnostus ago
It was probably her dad who asked her to eat fruit or something.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nah. It's a fabrication. On the "other" site, there'd be nearly identical stories told by hammies. Usually the variation is "salad" instead of "fruit" but it's all the same damn attention whoring story.
[–] Hannabis 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
/v/FatHappened
Why do they make up such ridiculous stories?
"I wanted to gorge myself on greasy fries but all the shit waitress would bring me is healthy fruit. FML"
And of course it can't stand the taste and smell of real food, that oxygen thief can probably only tolerate food with MSG, Sodium Benzoate & Yellow no. 5.