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[–] Tyler_the_Unfuckable 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I believe Ryan Davis barely made 32 and died a few days after his wedding due to sleep apnea caused by his morbid obesity.

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[–] elfslayer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"loving family member". Yeah. Right. Nobody wants to be near you.

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[–] this_somuchthis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

now this type of assumption is problematic for all the (very) big men who might be thinking of turning their life around. OP should be ashamed of themselves.

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[–] 2540666? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If he reaches 74, it will be quite a feat. Thing is, when he's a granpa, instead of having veteran of war stories, he will tell them about his astounding life about being a forum moderator, how he was doing justice one ban at a time.

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[–] Disappointed 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

http://i.imgur.com/I3HFkp9.jpg

Even his nose is Obese. I wonder if it has diabetes of its own?

http://i.imgur.com/gWUmu7z.jpg

For people who haven't seen what the side of a barn looks like.

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[–] angelothewizard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel a lot better about myself now. Brb, hitting gym.

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[–] MegaMalka 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He has to be pushing 500lbs at least.

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[–] Statutory_Ray 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Easily. This fat shit that just started going to my gym isn't as fat as obesada and he weighs 475. In that picture it looks like he can't even stand up straight without leaning on something because he knees are crushing under his own weight

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[–] Statutory_Ray 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You could make 4 normal person sized shirts out of that tarp he's wearing as a shirt

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[–] NEOGAF_FUCKING_SUCKS 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

He won't even reach half that. He's one State Fair visit away from his heart exploding, a fried doughnut will pop out of his chest like from "Alien".

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[–] angelothewizard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You think it'll be like that scene in Spaceballs, actually, where the alien pops out and Besada will just go "oh no, not again!" before dying?